If I were to call it anything, it would probably be "Randomly-Generated Action Crunch with Permadeath", which I am predicting will be a cereal by 2019 (sans permadeath, unless we don't have randomly-generated cereals by then, in which case I WANT to die).Įverything about this game is crunchy. It's referred to as an "action roguelike-like(-like)" because it is difficult to put into a genre. This is Nuclear Throne, and it's appeal cannot be simply summed up in a few words. Okay, you're back! How was it- Ohhh, I know that look! Your eyes have the enlightened glint of one who has tried the good stuff, the real deal, the prime reserve. It'll be like kicking good vibes across a punch bowl (I'm also hit-and-miss with simile).
Being inanimate text that a person typed and then abandoned, I have no sense of time. Do you know crunch? I mean, do you truly know the incredibly visceral, powerful and satisfying feedback that is crunch? Now go into Nuclear Throne and smack a maggots nest with a sledgehammer.
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